G7 Welcoming Committee Records. Uncooperative since 1997.

HUH…HUH…HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Greg MacPherson will be running half away across town and arriving at the last possible minute drenched in sweat to get to the shows he has booked in the states starting this week. That’s his style. Buy him a beer and watch how fast he can drink it.

08.02.05 – South Kingston, RI @ 126 Westwind Road, Wakefield (house show)
08.03.05 – Brooklyn, NY @ Pete’s Candy Store
08.04.05 – Long Island, NY @ Long Island Freespace
08.05.05 – Richmond, VA @ The Nanci Raygun
08.06.05 – Hickory, NC @ The Hickory Underground
08.07.05 – Virginia Beach, VA @ Club Live
08.08.05 – Pittsburgh, PA @ TBA
08.09.05 – Allentown, PA @ Pirate’s Cove (house show, please email us for address)
08.10.05 – Cincinatti, OH @ Guildhaus
08.11.05 – Milwaukee, WI @ Sarah Lou’s House (email us for address)
08.12.05 – Bloomington, IN @ Rhinos All Ages Music Club
08.13.05 – St. Louis, MO @ Lemp Arts Center
08.14.05 – Chicago, IL @ The Blackspot Gallery
08.15.05 – Kalamazoo, MI @ The Blue Ribbon – 519 Oak Street (house show)
08.16.05 – Detroit, MI @ No Borders
08.17.05 – Cleveland, OH @ The Tower (of Treason)
08.18.05 – Toledo, OH @ The Underground

Details here.

THE PENACILIN HAS ALREADY BEEN BROUGHTEN

The TAKE PENACILIN NOW comp has been released to absolutely zero fanfare. What happened to the CSIS agents that Derek promised would be breaking down our doors and confiscating our computers? Did we mention that the first 500 orders actually shipped with *real* anthrax?

SLIPPING IT IN

Remember when we said Propagandhi’s record was going to be mixed by Blair(hole) Calibaba? Then we said it was going to mixed by Craig “maxim” Boychuk? Then we said that I was mixing it? Well, now it is being mixed by the man who played drums on Black Flag’s “My War”. No, not Chuck Biscuits you dimwit.

WEIRD SCIENCE

If you know what the fuck Podcasting is, please let me know because Derek says we now have it.

Subscribe to the G7 Uncooperative Audio and Video Podcast here.

MC IMPERIAL PRESIDENCY

That old chestnut of ours, Noam Chomsky, continues to live a life committed to tearing strips off the facade of the relatively free world. The Imperial Presidency: Sovereignty, Terror and the “Second Superpower” is our newest release. Another lively, and more importantly, *original* assessment of the superstructure’s true intentions. You can find out more here.

Check out some MP3’s of the event here.

HIRETSUKAN? I DON’T EVEN KNOW HIM!

Hiretsukan are still on tour. Me and Derek are hoping to make a road trip next thursday to see them in Minnecrapolis. Brent can’t cross the border because of some bullshit terrorism charges from when he was a teenager, so he will be holding down the fort here. Phone him please. The longer he is on the phone, the less time he has to sit on the toilet.

NEW PLAN

After careful deliberation, I have decided that from this day forward I shall act like a cross between Neil Hamburger and Jar Jar Binks with special appearances by Jabba the Hut. It won’t be annoying at all.

ANOTHER GREAT G7 IDEA!!!

We now have a blog up. I have seen it. Derek seems to enjoy it immensely. Go watch him post things on it (while it lasts).

ANOTHER GREAT G7 CONTEST!!!

Pick a new career for Chris and Derek. Successful entrants must be in a position to hire both of them immediately as high-paid ben-wa ball testers.

BUT THA-AT’S MY LIFE! (yeeeesh…uugh…mumble…uhhh…etc, etc)