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Wednesday, December 21st, 2005
G7 returns to one wasteland from another wasteland
Greetings fellow polluters. We are back in Stinkerpeg, having returned safely from our tour of the western United States as participants in the Propagandhi and Greg MacPherson Band performing troupes. 14 cities in all felt second-hand embarrassment for us as we made spectacles of ourselves on stage. We ate vegan doughnuts and falafels the size of my forearm. Mike-G, stinky little man bass player for Greg Mac, wandered around San Francisco all night in search of his elusive passport, only to return by scaling the hotel fence at 6 AM. We took multiple rides on Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, and California Screamin’. Propagandhi’s corporate sponsor Shitty McShake showed his taint to unprepared and horrified crowds. It all culminated with Barney the Butcher, soundman extraordinaire, flopping his hairy body down next to mine in a drunken sleepwalk and stealing my pillow, moments after pissing in a bush outside the motel room door.
Our good friend Milhouse who was selling books on the tour has dropped in our laps some of the leftover titles from the book table. Luckily for you, these are some incredible books. We don’t have too many of any of them, so act now if you want to get in on some of this hot, printed action.
HUMAN CARGO: A JOURNEY AMONG REFUGEES
by Caroline Moorehead
THE NATASHAS: THE NEW GLOBAL SEX TRADE
by Victor Malarek
THE GRAVES ARE NOT YET FULL: RACE, TRIBE AND POWER IN THE HEART OF AFRICA
by Bill Berkeley