G7 Welcoming Committee Records. Uncooperative since 1997.

It’s no secret that the business of selling records to people has gotten harder and shittier (ed note: if I had a dime …) in recent years. Sales are down, expected advances are up, belts are being tightened, and competition for bands is fierce, which is made all the worse because the bands are all terrible in the first place. Well, we’re not wasting any time in avoiding this quagmire. We’re pleased to announce that G7 has branched into new, exciting and profitable territory: gambling. We shit you not. Simultaneously, we’ve expanded overseas – to Japan to be precise, where we’ve opened our very first (of many to come) G7 pachinko parlour in Tokyo (see picture below). We’d like to thank all the hard work Brent put in over the past 6 months in establishing this new wing of the G7 empire via his underworld associates in Tokyo – we couldn’t have done it without ya you fuckin’ bastard!