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We interrupt impending global annihilation to bring you this historic moment in Propagandhi history:

Changes are afoot at Camp Wannapropagandee. We’ll keep it short and sour: Glen Lambert has been dismissed from Propagandhi.

More importantly, he has been replaced by not one, but TWO sexually enhanced stallions.

Fans of Chris Hannah will be pleased to hear that stallion #1 is none other than Chris Hannah himself, reprising his defining role as Chris Hannah in Propagandhi.

Far more historic is the news that after 20 years as a power-trio, Hannah brings with him the addition of stallion #2, identified only as The Beaver. Described as “a concentrated ball of sex so utterly sexual that it defies science”, The Beaver was hand-picked by Hannah while he languished in exile from the band, recruited for his ability to bring the ruckus (while hiding behind his amp) on ANOTHER guitar.

That’s right douches, break out your calculator-watches and check that math: IT’S A DOUBLE AXE STACK ATTACK. Hang yourself now.

The Beaver’s previous claim to infamy includes founding membership in Winnipeg’s singular and posthumously-revered instrumental rock trio, Giant Sons, who Hannah cites as “the best band out of Winnipeg since I Spy called it a day”.

The newly quartet-ed Propagandhi is currently sequestered in a concrete-reinforced basement, basking in the shock and awe of two guitars ravaging their tiny brains with their own sheer power.

More details, including commentary from the weirdos themselves (and probably from the departed Lambert as well i suspect), are forthcoming, including … information on upcoming live engagements. Yes, you heard right assfaces, upcoming live engagements.