G7 Welcoming Committee Records. Uncooperative since 1997.
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Wednesday, April 4th, 2007
If Olivia Newton John put out a CD on G7, it would be called “Let’s Not Get Physical” (and it wouldn’t be available on CD)
Like the stupid dodo bird and the idiotic long-horned bison, we happily announce the systematic extermination of the landfill-filling, toxic chemical-creating, warehouse shelf-sitting G7 CD. That’s right, in recognition of our 10th anniversary, we are officially phasing out the compact disc as a medium for delivering our exclusive brand of extraordinarily ordinary music to the masses (all 50 of you).
This includes the entirety of our current catalogue of shiny plastic discs, which will be placed in a giant pile in the middle of Albert Street 1 year from now (on April 4th 2008) and burned in a funeral pyre. Or, if that proves environmentally questionable, we’ll put the entire inventory - along with concomitant CD reproduction rights - up on eBay.
All future G7 releases will be available via remote viewing, cave paintings, and I suppose via high-quality digital downloads if neither of the first two are convenient.