G7 Welcoming Committee Records. Uncooperative since 1997.

Hey all - I wanted to update those of you eagerly awaiting what will surely disappoint you anyway. We did get the DVDs in today, and–although I can hardly believe it–there seems to be no printing errors or glaring spelling mistakes, and what do you know? The fucking thing actually works in a DVD player. (pats self on back.) So that’s the good news. Well, and also that we processed all of your credit cards today - woohoo! - the proceeds from which will pay for Chris’ penis enlargement. No, that’s not a joke. He has a tiny dink, and he wants to make it bigger.

The bad news is that these things didn’t roll in here until about 1 PM, so we could’t slug through the few hundred orders we had to fill before the mail pickup. We will work dilligently over the next two days, and hope to have them all on their merry way by end of day Wednesday at the very latest!